Ok, holy small suburban world!! I'm in Target perusing pajamas for Wee 'Burb, who has THE BIGGEST feet ever...I'm talking no footie pajamas can contain her. Anyway, I hear a familiar voice telling the kids to climb back into the cart and I look up from adorable monkey pajamas and who do I see: SUBURBAN WORKING MOM FROM THE POOL! Only, I am realizing now she's more than likely a Suburban Stay-at-Home mom who just happens to be very poised and put together. Now I hate her even more.
The best part?? Guess what she was buying with her perfect little suburban spawn? SWIMSUIT COVER-UPS! You can't make this stuff up!!
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Ack, you never know what's going on behind closed doors - she may look very poised and put together, but her insides may be lonely and full of ashes, right?
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