Thursday, July 8, 2010

Blog About the Devil and She Appears

Ok, holy small suburban world!! I'm in Target perusing pajamas for Wee 'Burb, who has THE BIGGEST feet ever...I'm talking no footie pajamas can contain her. Anyway, I hear a familiar voice telling the kids to climb back into the cart and I look up from adorable monkey pajamas and who do I see: SUBURBAN WORKING MOM FROM THE POOL! Only, I am realizing now she's more than likely a Suburban Stay-at-Home mom who just happens to be very poised and put together. Now I hate her even more.

The best part?? Guess what she was buying with her perfect little suburban spawn? SWIMSUIT COVER-UPS! You can't make this stuff up!!

1 comment:

Kristy said...

Ack, you never know what's going on behind closed doors - she may look very poised and put together, but her insides may be lonely and full of ashes, right?