I feel I have a healthy fear of cars, a fear that has been slightly alleviated by having a husband who likes to tinker with them. But overall, I live in a constant state of anxiety that I will do something totally insane and my car will blow up.
My nightmare came true a couple of weekends ago. It started off so wonderfully, you guys. I had packed up Wee 'Burb and met my roommate at her work and we took the tot off on her first girl's weekend with my sister-in-law at her cabin.
It promised to be magical: Wee 'Burb got to play with the puppies, the adult chickies would drink some vino and play in the hot tub and watch some movies. It was meant to be a relaxing weekend I had so very much needed.
And then GPS happened. You may recall my GPS was horrifically stolen recently, and Scott kindly lent me his.
Yes, I've been to her place before. But I'm one of those people who, when I am riding in a car, I play with the radio, eat a lot of junk food, babble a lot, and pay ZERO attention to where I am going. GPS, my friends, was a necessity.
And the complete undoing of my life.
It was all going along perfectly, I even recognized the dirt road to my sister-in-law's cabin. The problem is, I couldn't remember what side she was on and all the houses have long dirt driveways with lots of trees. GPS was telling me it was somewhere I was confident it was not, so I went past the non-existent driveway that she was insisting I take and decided I would turn around and call my sister-in-law.
I found a road I thought I could turn on (the road I was on was super skinny and full of trees, didn't want to damage my car with branches, you see). It was all going good for about 50 feet or so when I kind of noticed that the road was also getting thinner.
Before I could realize that, I heard the most ungodly THUMP followed by my stomach going into my throat.
Roommate and I GASP and look ahead of us. She aptly described it as "Titanic: the boulder version."
By this point, I felt I was pot committed. There was nowhere to turn around.
I absolutely, positively should have just backed up. Every fiber of my being told me to back up, but I just...I kept going.
I don't know why. Perhaps boulder #3 occurring simultaneously with branch #200 on my roof just turned my brain to mush. I don't know.
At this point, the hood of my car started smoking and there was an awful stench. I looked everywhere, no lights. Nothing came on. I stopped and looked under the hood.
For what? Right? I mean, unless wires were exposed or something was on fire, I wasn't going to KNOW anything was wrong.
But we didn't see anything so I felt like the only thing I could do was do a 50-point turn and go back over boulder Titanic and pray. I had to get off this road, which meant going back over what I was sure was certain death for my car.
Every time I tried to steer around a rock, another one would hit my tire or another branch scraped the top and I felt the bile rising as I tried to hold back tears. Wee 'Burb was DEAD QUIET in the back, sensing that the Roommate and I were going to lose it any second.
I finally called my sister-in-law and figured out where I was, got to her house and saw more smoking. As soon as I turned the car off, my car, my sweet lovely car with over 100,000 miles on it, she started bleeding.
Seriously, dark red fluid pouring out of the vehicle as I stared on, completely helpless.
After my awesome brother-in-law consulted with my equally awesome sister-in-law and I simultaneously tearfully thanked my awesome husband for not telling me how stupid I am, everyone concurred that it was transmission fluid mixed with oil.
Which meant both pans were gone.
I was okay with this. Assuming that was "all" that was wrong, I had resigned myself to leaving my car in Wisconsin and facing a pretty hefty bill. Small price to pay for another 100,000 miles of no car payment.
Thankfully my in-laws had an extra car to lend me, we had free towing thanks to my Roommate, and we managed to get through the weekend drunk and happy.
Until I was informed by the mechanic that I drive a Saturn.
Yes, I know I drive a Saturn. This wasn't news. I'm not that stupid about cars.
I also know that they don't make Saturns anymore. Which means the part that I need? Doesn't exist.
Well, it does. Possibly in Pennsylvania. It's, seriously, the ONLY ONE out there and they're not keen to part with it. If they did, it would be $400.
My car is worth $1300 max.
All this is to say, please pray for me as I pull the girl card, crying softly while calling junk yards on my lunch hour today to see if they have Saturn parts.
Otherwise, know anyone who is selling a car?
Please tell me I am not the only directionally challenged one. And also that I am not the only one who has done something stupid knowing full well while doing it that it's stupid.
My nightmare came true a couple of weekends ago. It started off so wonderfully, you guys. I had packed up Wee 'Burb and met my roommate at her work and we took the tot off on her first girl's weekend with my sister-in-law at her cabin.
It promised to be magical: Wee 'Burb got to play with the puppies, the adult chickies would drink some vino and play in the hot tub and watch some movies. It was meant to be a relaxing weekend I had so very much needed.
And then GPS happened. You may recall my GPS was horrifically stolen recently, and Scott kindly lent me his.
Yes, I've been to her place before. But I'm one of those people who, when I am riding in a car, I play with the radio, eat a lot of junk food, babble a lot, and pay ZERO attention to where I am going. GPS, my friends, was a necessity.
And the complete undoing of my life.
It was all going along perfectly, I even recognized the dirt road to my sister-in-law's cabin. The problem is, I couldn't remember what side she was on and all the houses have long dirt driveways with lots of trees. GPS was telling me it was somewhere I was confident it was not, so I went past the non-existent driveway that she was insisting I take and decided I would turn around and call my sister-in-law.
I found a road I thought I could turn on (the road I was on was super skinny and full of trees, didn't want to damage my car with branches, you see). It was all going good for about 50 feet or so when I kind of noticed that the road was also getting thinner.
Before I could realize that, I heard the most ungodly THUMP followed by my stomach going into my throat.
Roommate and I GASP and look ahead of us. She aptly described it as "Titanic: the boulder version."
By this point, I felt I was pot committed. There was nowhere to turn around.
I absolutely, positively should have just backed up. Every fiber of my being told me to back up, but I just...I kept going.
I don't know why. Perhaps boulder #3 occurring simultaneously with branch #200 on my roof just turned my brain to mush. I don't know.
At this point, the hood of my car started smoking and there was an awful stench. I looked everywhere, no lights. Nothing came on. I stopped and looked under the hood.
For what? Right? I mean, unless wires were exposed or something was on fire, I wasn't going to KNOW anything was wrong.
But we didn't see anything so I felt like the only thing I could do was do a 50-point turn and go back over boulder Titanic and pray. I had to get off this road, which meant going back over what I was sure was certain death for my car.
Every time I tried to steer around a rock, another one would hit my tire or another branch scraped the top and I felt the bile rising as I tried to hold back tears. Wee 'Burb was DEAD QUIET in the back, sensing that the Roommate and I were going to lose it any second.
I finally called my sister-in-law and figured out where I was, got to her house and saw more smoking. As soon as I turned the car off, my car, my sweet lovely car with over 100,000 miles on it, she started bleeding.
Seriously, dark red fluid pouring out of the vehicle as I stared on, completely helpless.
After my awesome brother-in-law consulted with my equally awesome sister-in-law and I simultaneously tearfully thanked my awesome husband for not telling me how stupid I am, everyone concurred that it was transmission fluid mixed with oil.
Which meant both pans were gone.
I was okay with this. Assuming that was "all" that was wrong, I had resigned myself to leaving my car in Wisconsin and facing a pretty hefty bill. Small price to pay for another 100,000 miles of no car payment.
Thankfully my in-laws had an extra car to lend me, we had free towing thanks to my Roommate, and we managed to get through the weekend drunk and happy.
Until I was informed by the mechanic that I drive a Saturn.
Yes, I know I drive a Saturn. This wasn't news. I'm not that stupid about cars.
I also know that they don't make Saturns anymore. Which means the part that I need? Doesn't exist.
Well, it does. Possibly in Pennsylvania. It's, seriously, the ONLY ONE out there and they're not keen to part with it. If they did, it would be $400.
My car is worth $1300 max.
All this is to say, please pray for me as I pull the girl card, crying softly while calling junk yards on my lunch hour today to see if they have Saturn parts.
Otherwise, know anyone who is selling a car?
Please tell me I am not the only directionally challenged one. And also that I am not the only one who has done something stupid knowing full well while doing it that it's stupid.
8 comments:
Whoa wait- they dont' make Saturns anymore? I had no idea! I thought the VUE was their latest thing. I almost thought I liked the VUE a few years ago. I hadn't even noticed that there aren't too many Saturns on the road these days. Wow.
I feel like half of my life is spent trying to figure out if what I'm doing falls into the Terminally Stupid Bad Decision-category or the Risks You Need To Take To Live Life-category. You're not alone.
Good luck finding the Saturn part - use the weeping card on every dial.
Ugh, I'm sorry. I feel your pain. I know nothing about cars. Nothing. But I am lucky that my husband is Mr. Fix It. His last car lasted forever somehow and he kept rigging things here and there. He even had some part held together with a paper clip. Yes, you read that right. He sold it right before we got married.
The whole time I was reading I kept hoping for your sake you were talking about ice cream... Hope you find the parts you need!!
Oh yikes! I hope you can get it fixed!
I'm awful with directions. I need the GPS even if I'm just here in town. And I don't like in a big town.
OH man, that is a bummer!! I hope you are able to repair your car! p.s., I am like you too! live and die by the GPS!
I had no idea that Saturn's weren't sold anymore. I may possibly be able to sell you a 68 Camaro...once it is done being restored and my savings account is officially empty because of it.
Oh my goodness, what a story. Hope you can find the right parts you need, or a new car :)
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