Because I have a desk job, and said desk is at home without other human contact, and I am a human being who occasionally needs human contact, I have a tendency to e-mail my friends throughout the day.
I e-mail one friend in particular about 20 times a day. Typically it’s random inanities of our day. But occasionally one of us whips out a one-liner that causes the other to reply “would you please embroider that on a pillow for me?”
A few examples:
One of our boss’ baked us a pie. The pillow-worthy reply: “all my boss bakes is controversy.”
"This is my career. I cannot be attached to wackiness."
"Outlines are for chumps"
"Ovens are weird. Covens are better."
"People suck."
Turns out we're trendy!
4 comments:
Outlines are for chummps, heh.
"All my boss bakes is controversy."
I die. Can this be a regular feature?
@ Tenaciously: Your wish is my command. As they come, I shall share.
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