2. I can tell if a diaper is full simply by scent.
3. I let my kid lick my face. I don’t allow anyone, including my dog, to do that.
4. “Ssshhhh” has become the most often used word in our house.
5. I typed up a spreadsheet comparing the price of diapers between different stores. (I realize this also makes me a nerd.)
6. I wear zero makeup. This is a big deal!
7. I googled the words to “Pat-A-Cake.”
8. I can eat, hold a baby, do a load of laundry and unload the dishwasher at the same time! With only 2 hands!
9. I can no longer leave the house in less than 30 minutes.